Its Fall, y’all. That means cooler (UAE “cooler” would be mid-30′s…FML) weather, and cooler weather means dried up, flakey epidermis. Gross. You need to take care of that shit, its not a good look for you.
“Look at my giant udders, filled with the elixir of youth!”
If you can’t make friends with/steal from a local farmer a goat, you can probably, you know, buy their milk at the store or something. Goats milk contains enzymes no other milk does that work intensely to soften skin and exfoliate rough patches naturally. It’s even better for you to drink than traditional cows milk! Of course, I don’t drink any milk- that shit is nas-ty.
Now that you’ve legally/illegally acquired your goat boob-juice, its time to run a warm bath. Not too hot- hot water causes the skin to dry out and prevents the retention of moisture!!! Next, take your favorite essential oil and add a few drops to the bath water.
I would seriously stuff this up my nose all day if I could…
Pour about 2 cups of goats milk into the bath, allowing the milk to dissipate into the water. Now get naked, get in, and soak for at least 20 minutes. You should come out with velvety-soft skin that smells like the fields of Provence. Happy bathing!
Note: I do not endorse harassing goats for their milk.
