The third week of October always marks the BEST time of the year, because it’s MY BIRTHDAY!! This week is a special b-day edition dedicated to ME for my 24th birthday on Sunday (October 21). Although I may not always celebrate in an extravagant style, I’ve been collecting and treating myself to birthday songs my whole life. Here’s this week’s roundup so you can auditorily party with me.
1. Happy Birthday: Altered Images
This is the coolest new wave birthday song of all time. I’ve been listening to it every year since I was 16. So, this one is dedicated to Me.
2. Birthday Suit: The Weeknd
I’m going to slow down and sex it up a little bit for this one. It’s dedicated to me (again) for my preferred birthday outfit…NOTHING! The Weeknd is one of my favorite artists, so it’s nice to know he was thinking about me when he wrote this song. Love.
3. Birthday Sex: Jeremih
WARNING: SUPER SEXY! This song is about one of those presents that you’re supposed to get everyday but when it’s your birthday it has to be super crazy special. I’d say it’s more for the birthday morning and/or your birthday cool down after the club. Hopefully you’re not puking (not so bad, it’s your birthday!).
4. Happy Birthday: Stevie Wonder
Let’s bring the party out of the bedroom again to close our eyes and shake our heads to Stevie Wonder! I got to celebrate for Mr. Web’s birthday this past summer and noticed how HILARIOUS this song is when a group of people end up singing it together. Let’s do that for me too!
5. Happy Birthday: The Beatles
Fun Fact! My sister, Margaux, and I have the same birthday!! When she was five years old I was born and she always said I was her present. That is why my final song is dedicated to US because every year we send this song to each other. Happy Birthday Margaux!!
Have a great weekend and happy birthday to all!
-But Berlin DJ predictably denied into Lebanon for Israeli stamp
You know what, I’m glad the Middle Eastern Gulf region is taking into account all kinds of sexy when it comes to deporting men.
Because the most recent deportee is a 55-year old German man, Rolf Buccholz, internationally known for holding the Guinness World Record in having the most body piercings.
Buchholz flew to Dubai to party it up at Circque le Soir, a club that promises to bring out all the freaks and fantasy fetish stuff, as a paid appearance. But at the Dubai Airport he was denied entry into the Emirate on the account of possibly being a High Priest of the Dark Arts and a practitioner of Black Magic. Yes, that is why he was denied entry, because he looked as sexy as a Black Magic Priest. And yes, I would probably be wooed by him.
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Norwegians are the masters of understatement. When something is gargantuan, they’ll say ‘It’s a bit big’ and when something’s breathtakingly beautiful, they’ll say ‘It’s nice.’ If a friend made a $10 million profit on a business deal, they’d claim he made ‘a bit of money.’
I still don’t understand whether it’s humor or specific cultural brain wiring (for example: how different cultures understand time). But there is one thing that reassures me in all of this, a ray of hope that cuts through the vague cloudiness which always has me scratching my head asking “Is he/she joking…?” — and that is when a Norwegian talks about the Lofoten Islands.
Because they don’t understate anything about it. Any Norwegian will tell you how magical Lofoten is — how emotional it is to stand next to giant mountains that dive straight into the sea, or how disoriented one b... more
-I was the only dancer and they noticed
It All Started With Lena Dunham
In March my sister, Margaux, sent me a Youtube video with a perfectly succinct message: “This is Lena Dunham’s boyfriend. She directed the video.” Dunham’s boyfriend is the guitarist of Fun and started the band Bleachers as a solo project. Loved Lena’s video, died for her boyfriend’s song, “I Wanna Get Better!”
Admittedly Margaux knew how to pique my interest with the reference, but that day I became a Bleachers fan too. The thick riffs did what they wanted to my body, the lyrics “I didn’t know I was lonely till I saw your face” literally made (makes) me cry; I played the song on repeat and told my boyfriend to dance at a distance in case I exploded into a rainbow — it was that wonderful.
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Take a look at the festival fashion at Hove!
As a recent immigrant to Oslo I can’t help but notice the strong Norwegian sense of style. Everyone walks around as if just getting off a Banana Republic-meets-Free People photo shoot, rocking box-fresh threads and highly styled looks. Being one of the world’s richest countries influences how people dress and they definitely dress like they are rich and care how they look.
Between us there is a sharp visual contrast; I, with my decades old tees (that were made decades ago and cost $1), dilapidated shoes, my aversion to makeup concealer, and dark curly hair versus the Norwegian current-season outfit, long flowing golden locks, lots of face concealer, and really clean looking shoes.
But as I prepared to camp in the woods at Hove for six nights I imagined a sort of fashion overlap. My laid-back grungy style just might mix perfectly with the relaxed atmosphere of camping, I thought. I just might look like I fit in here especially among the teens since my part... more
What Is Brown Cheese?
“I just thought the Norwegians packaged peanut butter in a different way, you know, instead of spooning it out of a jar they served it in a block that you slice with a cheese cutter. It still tasted like peanut butter and I ate it on bread with jelly but I didn’t find out it wasn’t even peanut butter until much later.”
Babs, an American expat in Norway chuckled as she told me about her first encounters with Norwegian brunost (brown cheese). She and her Norwegian husband met in Lebanon decades ago where, at the time, he would ship in a huge box of brown cheese to satisfy his homestyle hunger.
Americans compare it to peanut butter; Brits compare it to Marmite; Many others compare it to dulce de leche. But it is none of them.
Norwegian brown cheese is not essentially cheese — it’s made with goat milk, whey, and cream — and boiled for so long that the sugar in the mixture cara... more