You guys, everyone poops their pants. Babies do it, olds do it, and guess what y’all, young folk shit themselves, too. Sometimes life just gets all “there was a pile-up on route poop-shoot and you had to dump the kids before you made it to the pool.” Its kind of embarrassing and yet kind of just something that happens to the best of us.
After I read this article over at xojane.com when a brave young editor spoke up about her full pants predicament, I got to thinking about how to remedy this shitty situation. So what do you do when you crap your best granny panties? You buy some new ones, of course!
There is a new lingerie line making headlines in all the fashion mags across the globe that calls Marks & Spencer its home. Its made by the Transporter’s girlfriend or something. Well, she designed them. I’m sure it was made by some Chinese people somewhere.
“I’m not going to tell you again that my gf’s panties will make you feel better.”
Feel sexy all over again as the turds drift far away from your memory with hot little numbers like these:
Not the lady wearing it, she’ll probably make you feel like a fat cow, but the underwear will surely cheer you up.
