Since I was cursed with Japanese rice paper skin, lubing up my outer layers is a must. For years I tried cream after cream after cream, and then I got really lazy and said fuck it. That’s when I discovered oil.

I know, I know. Oil kind of brings images of pizza face pubescence or soggy french fries, but I swear once you’ve tried the right products, the only kind of cream you’ll need is motion-lotion.

Here are some of the products that I love and keep on hand regularly:

Nuxe Huile Prodigieuse is the perfect alternative for every day full-body moisturizing. Spritz this on after your shower and smooth over the entire body. Its also great to spray some into the palm of your hand and run through your hair to smooth frizzies.

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By Meghan O.

Its Fall, y’all. That means cooler (UAE “cooler” would be mid-30’s…FML) weather, and cooler weather means dried up, flakey epidermis. Gross. You need to take care of that shit, its not a good look for you.

If you can’t make friends with/steal from a local farmer a goat, you can probably, you know, buy their milk at the store or something. Goats milk contains enzymes no other milk does that work intensely to soften skin and exfoliate rough patches naturally. It’s even better for you to drink than traditional cows milk! Of course, I don’t drink any milk- that shit is nas-ty.

Now that you’ve legally/illegally acquired your goat boob-juice, its time to run a warm bath. Not too hot... [more]

By Meghan O.

Oh, Courtney…how sad it is since your time with Hole ended, the only thing you’ve been able to share with the world is being a cautionary tale… I’m sorry I had to use that picture because I know how heinous it is, but it properly demonstrates what this lip scrub will help you not achieve. No one wants to look like a $5 crack-ho and you’ll be amazed how effortless it is not to with this simple recipe!

I start with around 1 Teaspoon of sugar in a small cup or bowl that works well for mixing. Any sugar will work, but brown sugar tends to be better for exfoliation since it has larger grains than white sugar. Since this amount is for a one-time application, you can always multiply the recipe and use a baby food jar to keep it in the fridge for up to a week or so.

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By Meghan O.

Ahhh, leather. There’s nothing like the scent of expensive dead animal skin encasing your body or your money and nothing says “I want to dress like a dominatrix everyday!” this Fall than one of the season’s hottest trends. Whether you’re rocking killer boots, a biker hat reminiscent of Mr. Slave, or just that new handbag you’ve been slobbering over all month, now’s the time to invest in key pieces to leather-itize your wardrobe.

I seriously just died. If you’ve got the dirhams to spend, THIS is the piece to get! Not only are these fucking fabulous boots from Stefano Pilati’s last line for YSL, its the last of Yves Saint Laurent until that heretic takes over and changes the name to Saint Laurent Paris. Fuck you, Hedi... [more]

By Meghan O.

Anyone who’s someone knows the first rule of being beautifamous is getting your necessary zzz’s. Seriously, if you don’t catch your recommended 7-9 hours of sleep nightly, your face is gonna be all ‘ah hell nah’ when you wake up. You may be saying, “But Meghan O., I have severe insomnia because I’m an Internet troll and have no friends. How can someone like myself get my beauty sleep?” Never fear, for now there’s an extra creepy way to fall asleep that is far more obscure and entertaining than counting dumb quadrupeds.

I have four words for you: Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response or ASMR, because everyone knows speaking in acronyms is way chicer than full words. Here’s an adorable Russian immigrant to explain what this shiz is really all about (Note: She will be using AMSR techniques to explain ASMR so DON”T FALL ASLEEP):

Can I just say that apart from feeling like an Internet deviant and mi... [more]

By Meghan O.

Losing your job sucks, you guys, but don’t stop banging out daily chicness over unemployment. I mean, what’s homelessness if you’re wearing Louboutins? Am I right? Secondly, this is the UAE, baby, the big leagues in buying things you probably can’t afford back home (I’m looking at you expat Porsche owners). If your shit is whack, you’re a social pariah.

So you may ask yourself, how do I maintain my hot mess of a self when the dirhams are dwindling? Its easy when you follow these simple steps!

Step 1: Gather every bit of money you possess into one large cash pool for easy access to purchase things you can’t afford.

Step 2: Make a list of all the things you can’t afford, but MUST.HAVE.NOW. and make insanely accurate calculations and schemes about how to pay for all mentioned items right down to the last fils.

Step 3: Make necessary bank deposits of allotted money for items that must be purchased online (can... [more]

By Meghan O.

Hey, y’all. I’m Meghan O. and I’m proudly the newest member at 2Famous.TV!

I’ll be covering all your beauty and fashion needs that are sure to give your bank accounts a serious case of the ‘rhhoids. Find me on twitter @jlmeyersister and stay up to date with my tweeterings.

P.S. Tune in Sunday for tips on pretending you have money that you don’t actually have.

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